redheadedgirlygirl:

Me…. A storm with skin…. That rages on and on and on and on and on…..

axetemptation:

T is for “Temptation.” Do we have to spell it out for you? Never mind, we did. Listen, sometimes true temptation isn’t pretty. And if that cake doesn’t find its way into your mouth soon, it might even get ugly.
T E M P T A T I O N

Hmm… totally thought this was a new-age artistic contemporary representation of circumcision… It could still be that though…. 

axetemptation:

T is for “Temptation.” Do we have to spell it out for you? Never mind, we did.

Listen, sometimes true temptation isn’t pretty. And if that cake doesn’t find its way into your mouth soon, it might even get ugly.

T E M P T A T I O N

Hmm… totally thought this was a new-age artistic contemporary representation of circumcision… It could still be that though…. 

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

Trrrrrrooololololol….. I’d do this shit lmfao ……

hadaes:

this is very important and needs more reblogs

Tell that to any child that found a quarter and swallowed that fucker. ;)

(Source: comunistalibertario)

do-it-with-a-rockstar:

strawberreli:

eldritchjoy:

this is possibly one of the cutest things there has ever been

like no i want to write a story about these characters

or play them in a campaign or something

because the idea of a mermaid who is best friends with a fish with human legs is the most adorable of all things

ngl, this is cute

aww 

(Source: )

becuzbacon:

she is petrified and so am i

hmmm. things that make you go.

(Source: iheardtheysuck)

occasionally I look like all three of them at the exact same time……

occasionally I look like all three of them at the exact same time……

(Source: becausebirds)

unexplained-events:

unexplained-events:

I was looking for UFO abductions and came across THIS video of a cow being taken away by a UFO….
Livestock abduction is happening. Open your eyes

#So long space cow

#HATE when this happens to me -____-

unexplained-events:

unexplained-events:

I was looking for UFO abductions and came across THIS video of a cow being taken away by a UFO….

Livestock abduction is happening. Open your eyes

#So long space cow

#HATE when this happens to me -____-